5 ways to respond to that unsolicited d*ck pic

Don't know what to do with that picture of someone's junk? Here's help! Photo Courtesy: Wikimedia Commons

Internet has always been a scary place for women. Even if you ignore trolls who abuse and issue threats all the time, you can't ignore those special kind of creeps who believe in sending a picture of their junk. Yes ladies, we are talking about those unsolicited d*ck pics that flood your Tinder, Snapchat, Instagram, and sometimes the other inbox of your Facebook account.

Ladies, we have all been there because some men just can't keep it in their pants--quite literally. We don't know if it's the desire to show everyone "kachhe ke peeche kya hai" or exhibitionism, unsolicited d*ck pics are a major problem. And sometimes even ignoring those disgusting pictures isn't enough. After all, these d*ck pics always strike without a warning, leaving you wondering why do you even have the power of sight. So, what can you do?

Here are five ways you can respond to an unsolicited d*ck pics that will not only satisfy you (pun intended), but will also shut that creep up!

Retaliate With A Picture Of A Penis--A Better Looking One

There are many pictures of penises available on the internet--thanks to men. Just send the sender a picture of another man's genitalia. And you know what you should do for a more severe burn? Make sure that the picture you send him is of a better looking and bigger penis. After all, men are just obsessed with the size of their genitalia. Send a picture of a d*ck that's not only bigger than his, but also better looking than his. Grab him by his ego, ladies.

Respond With A LOL Because It's Laughable

Ladies, never underestimate the power of these three letters. Sending a simple LOL can easily destroy a man and his will to click a picture of his junk. After all, a man's ego and manhood stems from his penis. This acronym of 'Laugh Out Loud' is not only cold and simple, but is also effortless. Ladies, a LOL for something that's actually laughable, are we right?

Ask Him What It Actually Is And Wait Till He explains

Yes ladies, let him explain what it is. If he responds with saying it's his male organ. Ask him if he's sure and when he responds with a gloating or a confused message, just say "Oh sorry, I thought it was your thumb."

Send A Picture of A Banana Slicer

When everything fails, trust a visual metaphor to do its job. If he sends you the picture of his 'banana', just send him a picture of a banana slicer or even a gif of a banana being sliced will do. Why you ask? Well, it sends a very clear message: You have the world of cutlery and single-use kitchen appliances at your disposal to handle him. Nothing says "Stop sending me d*ck pics" like the implication of a shredded urethra.

Tell Him You Have Found His Mother On Facebook And You're Going To Send His D*ck Pic To Her

Facebook has made this world into a very small place. Finding a person isn't that difficult anymore, all you need to do is channel your inner stalker--you know you have one. Find him on Facebook and then find out if his mother is on Facebook. Nothing scares a man more than his mother. Tell him you have found the person who gave birth to him and you've decided to contact her with the d*ck pic that he sent! And then just watch him crumble.

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