Benefits of being a man: The world is your urinal among other things

Being born as a man in a country like India is a privilege, no doubt. After all, the society actually waits with bated breath for the birth of a son because he is the ghar ka chiraag and an Indian household is basically incomplete without one.

No matter how many times men's rights activists cry hoarse about the atrocities they face every day, the truth is that our society is unfairly biased towards the male population. Why? Only because they have what us women don't. No, we are definitely not talking about lumber jack beard, we are talking about the penis!

That's right. With penis, comes a lot of benefits. Don't believe us? Here are the special provisions the society serves men on a silver plate just because of their gender.

If You Are A Man, You Won't Have a Curfew Time

You are basically given a freehand to be as loafer as you want to be. You can come home at 2 am in the night and still not get questioned once. And it's not as if there's something important happening at odd hours during the night, unless driving in a car with your male friends is considered important.

And because men will never have to worry about their safety, they can go out at whatever time they want, without their mothers batting an eye.

Whether You Smoke Or Drink, It's Socially Accepted
You can get sloshed and you still won't be shamed for it. Hell, the society will laud you and term your vices as a rite of passage if you're a man! In fact, your dad might just invite you for a patiala peg, who knows?

Have A Penis? The Whole World Is Your Urinal

All you have to do is open your zip and just start urinating. You can even stand with your fly down in broad daylight, with your penis on display, and no one will say anything to you. After all, you are a man, marking territory isn't just for dogs!

Want To Wear Jeans That Shows Your Jockey? Why Not!
Want to wear a ganji and go out in public or a jeans that shows your underwear? Go ahead, the whole world is your oyster after all. It's not as if you have something as scandalous as a bra strap in your wardrobe, you're safe!

You Get Paid Better Than Your Female Colleagues

Well, whether you're the office idiot or are most hated person in the office, your penis will make sure you get more money no matter what. Even if the woman sitting next to you does more work than you, you my man will still be earning more than her.

Violence Is A Testament Of Your Masculinity
If you are a man, you are allowed to hit people. After all, your body is overflowing with testosterone and if you won't put it into good use by giving someone a black eye, what's the point? The society, instead of making you feel accountable for the damage will say mard ban gya tu to.

On the contrary women aren't allowed to even raise their voice and are asked to be timid and docile. In fact, you can also hit a woman because the society will only laud you for it.

Our society gives undue freedom to men, freedom that women have to fight for ever since they are born. Maybe it's time men start checking their privileges.