Game of Thrones Season 7 Finale: Jon Snow getting it on with Daenerys Targaryen makes me want to throw up

Game of Thrones is clearly taking incest to a whole new level with Jon-Dany relationship. Photo Courtesy: Facebook/KitHaringtonItalia

Game of Thrones season seven finale was a lot of things. It was badass because Arya Stark and her sister Sansa gave Lord Petyr Baelish what he deserved--death. And the way White Walkers and their (stolen) dragon demolished the wall was just simply awesome. However, something equally disturbing and disgusting happened on this much awaited finale as well--Jon Snow and Daenerys Targaryen had sex. And let me tell you I wasn't prepared for it, so when it happened, I actually shut my eyes.

No, I'm not exaggerating. Not only was watching these two characters have sex traumatizing, but it was enough to make me wanna puke. And although, it has been a couple of days since the episode first aired, I am still getting nightmares. I swear, it's true.  If you have watched the episode, you probably know why I'm saying this. But, if you are one of those people who have been actually shipping them ever since they first met in this season, I will explain reasons behind my gag reflexes.

First Of All, Daenerys Is Jon's AUNT

Yes, we have seen Cersei Lannister and her Brother Jamie Lannister have sex a million times in the series till now. Hell we saw them getting it on in the very first episode. And although it was consensual (except for that one time when Joffrey died), it was still EEEWWWW. I mean they are siblings for God's sake.

So, when Daenerys finally got it on with Jon, the only thing I could think of was the fact that she is actually his aunt. I mean it was always hinted that Rhaegar Targaryen and Ned Stark's sister Lyanna Stark had a baby, who turned out to be Jon Snow. After all, R + L = J, right? And as our lovely Mother of Dragons is actually Rhaegar's sister, she is (un)fortunately Jon's aunt. And these two having sex, despite the fact that they are unaware of the lineage, is downright disgusting.

But, Jon Has Always Been So In Love With Ygritte

Jon had always had the hots for the very wild wildling called Ygritte, who by the way is the girlfriend of Kit Harrington (Jon) in real life. Remember their fights in the beginning and that fateful afternoon in the cave when they first made love? Or the time when Jon was heartbroken when Ygritte died? It was brutal and I howled for hours. 

I mean, they were just perfect together and even after his soulmate's death, Jon was still madly in love with her. He turned down the oh-so-gorgeous Red Priestess even when she stripped in front of him. If that's not love, I don't know what is? So my question is what actually happened to that undying love? All it took him was Dany, her blonde hair, and her dragons to lose his shit. No wonder he bent the knee in front of her and called her queen. You know nothing, Jon Snow. And I have proof now!

While Jon And Dany Got It On, Bran Explained How They Were Related--So Much Cringe

Even if I try to forget just for a moment that Jon-Dany actually happened, I can't get over the fact that Brandon Stark, the three-eyed raven actually saw it happen. To be honest, he has seen everyone have sex, that's what got him crippled in the first place, remember? Admit it, Bran is a pervert.

So when Bran explained how Jon and Dany were related to Samwell Tarly, the show creators thought it would be a fantastic idea to show them have sex. I am still clueless what was more disgusting--a young Bran witnessing all that or Jon and Dany humping each other's brains out. The cringe is strong in this one, I tell you.

You know, I'm really excited about the new season of Game of Thrones, but I'm definitely not looking forward to Jon-Dany romance. I have made faces each time Dany has made googly eyes at Jon, to have one full season of it might just actually kill me.

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