5 Bollywood films that are just so damn bad, they'll scare the living daylights out of you

Who needs Hollywood gore, when you have Bollywood to haunt you? Photo courtesy: Facebook/Roymovie

It's Halloween peeps! And that calls for some scary shit.

We're sure the believers in the holiday celebrate the day with the choicest of horror movies ever made. (Hostel, The Shining, The Ring--you know what we're talking about). So, why not jazz things a bit and add some Bollywood tadka to the festivities, this time.

Now, you must be wondering which Hindi films make the cut, or qualify to be viewed on this super-scary day. Well, we are not talking about your regular run-of-the mill crazy stalker sort of stuff. That's passe. How about you have a community viewing with your gang of some of Bollywood's most horrible films--the ones that will make you shudder with dread because they are that bad!

Here are a few--just in case you need help.

Mein Prem Ki Diwani Hoon
Man, this one sure tops the chart when it comes to one of the most unbearable films in Bollywood. Packed with new levels of overacting, this film will leave you scarred for LIFE! With Hrithik Roshan, Kareena Kapoor, and Abhishek Bachchan in the lead roles, you would expect a magnum opus. But, this nonsense of a film has such a f**ked-up storyline that you will end up wanting to bash every person remotely associated with it. Don't believe us--watch it for yourself.

Joker
The film-makers of Joker should probably the rename the film and call it a joke! If you have not already seen it, you should definitely watch it today to believe the extent of brutality a person can inflict on another (read: director to audience). Akshay Kumar, who is without question one of the most celebrated actors in India, made a fool of himself, playing a scientist, who wants to put his village on the map of India. We really wonder, whether Akshay was held at gunpoint and made to sign this film!

Jaani Dushman: Ek Anokhi Kahani
Words fail to do justice to this epic piece of art. For the uninitiated, this self-proclaimed horror film was released in 2002 and had a cocktail of a cast. From Sunny Deol to the infamous Armaan Kohli--this film featured had the entire out-of-work Bollywood lot. If you thought the television show Naagin is a masterpiece (and, we are being sarcastic here), this one will leave you dazed with its sheer stupidity. A saga of love and revenge, Jaani Dushman, deserves a Ghanta Award for world's worst special effects.

Dilwale
It pains our heart to add this film to the list, but the truth must be told! We mean, come on--this was supposed to be a reunion of Bollywood's most adored pair--Shah Rukh Khan and Kajol. But, sadly it turned out to be a recipe of disaster. The script had DOOM written all over it, and not even the locations resembling Microsoft's desktop wallpaper, could save it. We, of course, expect nothing less than a brainless joke of a film from Rohit Shetty, but with Dilwale--he managed to outdo himself.

Roy
Poor Ranbir Kapoor. It seems like it's not just Katrina Kaif who has broken up with him. Lady luck too, has deserted him. How else would you explain his series of utterly pathetic films? While there are too many to count now, Roy definitely tops the list, just scouring a couple of few extra points more than Besharam. This film is so confusing, Inception seems as simple as a child's storybook in its comparison. We dare you: watch the entire movie without pulling your hair and gagging. A perfect Halloween's day watch!