Think Like a Lady That girl is so much skinnier/prettier/smarter than I am.
Act Like a Man Console yourself by rationalising that your G-spot is probably bigger than hers.
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Think Like a Lady Shut up! I don't really look good in that picture. My hair is all crazy.
Act Like a Man Actually accept the damn compliment... And believe it.
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Think Like a Lady What crawled up the boss's ass today? I hope she isn't pissed at me.
Act Like a Man Blame her bad mood on PMS, because it can't possibly be you.
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Think Like a Lady I'll watch TV after I do laundry and about 10 other things that are on my to-do list.
Act Like a Man Sit on couch. Death-grip remote. Scan HD channels for Vince Vaughn or soft porn.
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Think Like a Lady If I get the large fries, I won't fit into my skinny jeans.
Act Like a Man Supersize it and unbutton your stretch low-riders.
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Think Like a Lady I'm not so sure if my idea is any good, but maybe I will suggest it.
Act Like a Man Interrupt whoever is talking and say you have the million-dollar solution.
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Think Like a Lady Time for my monthly Brazilian torture. Awesome.
Act Like a Man Let it grow. Proudly give it a nickname, like your Lady Jungle.
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Think Like a Lady I should brush up on current events so I'll have some convo starters for this cocktail party.
Act Like a Man Memorise a few jokes from Russell Peter's new stand-up routine. Recite them whenever there's a lull in conversation.
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Think Like a Lady I need to find my boyfriend a birthday present he'll love.
Act Like a Man Remember the gift he really liked last year? Buy that, but in a different color.
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Steve Harvey's book Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man has it wrong. First, you'd have to shut off half your brain to think like a guy. Second, acting like one is way more fun.
Think Like a Lady Shit, I have a pimple, and it's ginormous. I hope my guy doesn't notice.
Act Like a Man Point it out to him and make a joke, like "Look, I grew a third nipple. Sexy, huh?"
