The truth about lesbian sex every man, woman, and child should know

We bet you have always wondered what goes between two women. Photo Courtesy: Twitter/Killfemme

 
Whenever you hear a woman is a lesbian, what's the first thing that comes to your mind? Come on be honest. If you won't admit it, let me say it out loud for you: how do lesbians have sex? Oh come on, don't lie. You don't care about the laws in the country, how difficult coming out of the closet would be for her, or her daily struggles. The only thing you care about is her sex life.

After all, sex is something that makes the world go around, right? Nope, not love, sex does. And it's okay to be curious, it's a basic human nature you see? If you have ever been curious about lesbian sex, you have come to the right place. Yes, I have all the answers for you.

Why me, you ask? Well because I'm a lesbian too; not that I'm an expert, but believe me when I say that I do have the answers.

So are you ready?

Are you ready for the big reveal? Come on say it. So here you go.

The truth about lesbian sex is: IT IS NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS.

It's between two people, in their bedroom--and it's just for them to know. 

However, if you are a woman who's still here, still curious about how you can get it on with your girlfriend, then I have a word of advice for you--let things take its course. Because it will and you both will figure out the intricacies of sex! And it will be beautiful. *heart eye emojis*

If you are a man looking for answers in the article to fulfill your fantasies and wet dreams, then watch porn. Not that you weren't already doing that, but still. I mean, Porn Hub said it themselves that in 2015, the top porn searches were in fact lesbian porn. So you anyway know how much you have contributed to it, you pervy perverson! If you still didn't understand and call it "unnatural sex" or "not real", then lemme tell you that lesbian sex is still sex even if it doesn't involve a man. Because sex my dear isn't just about the penis.

If you are a child, then beta abhi tum bahot chhote ho. This isn't for you anyway.

All I'm trying to tell is, being interested in someone's sex life, regardless of their gender is invasion of privacy. Asking someone repeatedly how they have sex is actually a type of harassment. So, stop pestering your lesbian friends or others for the information. All you should know is--Apne kaam kaam se kaam rakho, usme hi to mazza hai.

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