5 funny thoughts every woman has during sex

You and your bae are rolling around the bed, and things are getting hotter by the minute. You plunge into some heavy action, moaning out loud. But, wait--what's that voice that's telling you to switch off the bedside lamp? Ladies, it's your brain. Sex does transport you to a far away magic land, but your thoughts don't subside to exist even there. And what's more--in juxtaposition to the passionate lovemaking, these thoughts are bizarre.

Like honestly, who doesn't think of crazy things while having sex? From thinking if your roommate can hear you to judging your boyfriend's comical expressions--your brain goes into an overdrive thinking weirdest things possible. So, if this happens to you all the time, don't be alarmed. You are not alone. Here are a few most common thoughts while having sex.

"Is He Really Inside Me Or There's More"
Ouch! This one is a difficult thought to convey. How in the world can you speak it out aloud without offending you guy and his ego? There he is, dutifully going about his job and you stop him mid-session asking if that's it. That next thing you know, he has rolled off you, adamant to make a hasty exist. So, you keep mum and ask your brain to shut up.

"I Hope He Gets Done With It Soon"
Ok! Your man is interested in sex; but you--not so much. But, you would like to return the favour he bestowed upon you last night. So, he is all pumped up, doing his best to rock your universe. Between kisses, he mummers in your ear: "Darling, are you having a good time"? And you think: "no you big oaf, get off me. NOW!" But, how do you tell him this, without sounding like a prude? So, you smile and encourage him to carry on.

"What If I Yell Out The Wrong Name"
Imagine this: you were pretty invested in your last relationship. Sadly, you had to part ways with your boyfriend. Now, you are dating a hunk from your gym, but it's just an affair, nothing serious. The first time you decide to get intimate, you keep reminding yourself to yell out the correct name during climax. Well, good luck with that.

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"Stop Stabbing Me You Moron"
Your boyfriend is all hot and heavy and in a completely different zone to notice your discomfort. You want him go gentle but don't know how to let him know, especially if you are very shy in bed. Think of a kind way to let him know he is literally stabbing you, and ask him to slow down.

"Stop Making Those Funny Noises, I'm About To Laugh"
When you are in the heat of the moment, you don't pay much attention to your vocal cords. You moan, you shout, and you go crazy. But, if your man is braying like a donkey, it gets almost impossible to curb the laughter. Now, you don't want to spoil his mood by going all LOL, in middle of the climax. So, you shut your eyes and pray for him to stop.

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