Sex-ed 101: 4 keys to sail through your first time smoothly

Still a virgin? For all you first-timers wondering how to 'do it', these four things are a must know.

OddNaari OddNaari
अक्टूबर 18, 2016
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We are pretty sure you come across innumerable stories about losing your precious virginity to the right man, in the right way, at the right time, in the right place, in the right mood. You've not done 'it' yet. And there is already too much steam and pressure to do it 'right'.

 

If you are planning to take the plunge, chances are that you're already getting cold feet; thanks to the overrated and absolutely nonsensical ideas of the ideal first time. Forget the ballyhoo, here's what you need to know to get down to doing the real deal.

1. It May or May NOT Hurt

via GIPHY'You just have to come to terms with the fact that the initial few times will be painful. Just live with it.' If anyone comes up to you and says this, maybe you should punch them in the face and show them what real pain is. Your first time may or may not be painful.

Plus, if the big-shot countries of the world can avoid a war just by talking, what makes you think there's no solution to your anticipated pain-indulge in ample foreplay before the final act, ask your man to take it slow and use a water-based lube. Remember, the more lubricated you are, the easier the penetration.

Stop letting others pollute your head with trumped-up notions, because you know what, nervousness will only worsen your pain, if at all you experience it, that is.

2. You Know What Actually Hurts? Over Expectations

via GIPHYFirstly, you need to get one thing straight in your head. Your first time will not be all candle-light-and-rose-petals (if you're 'The Notebook' kind of a person); or raunchy and steamy (if you're a Naughty America fan).

Secondly, your man is not Christian Grey from 50 Shade of Grey. He might be as anxious as you are (obviously because he's a human being, just like you). Therefore, he may not be able to deliver his best on your special night and make a few errors here and there. Also waiting for your man to put on the condom in the middle of your passionate session won't exactly feel dreamy and romantic, but remember-protection is non-negotiable.

Thirdly, during the initial few times, your dreamy Big O can be a Big No. But don't worry, it gets better with time-much better.

And lastly, queefing is natural, and it's NOT farting-it' just the sound made by the air trapped down there.

3. You Don't' Actually 'Lose' Any Goddamn ThingThe statement 'losing your virginity' is preposterous to say the least. No, there is absolutely no loss, whatsoever-your morals, character, purity, worth-all remain intact. In fact, you only gain from this bodily need-you gain experience, you get to know your body better and you learn.

4. Talk About 'Breaking the Hymen' And I'll Break your Bones

via GIPHYIf you think that the guy who will 'pop your cherry' (another hideous statement), will be our one and only, consider this: If you've ever used a tampon or have ever been a sports- enthusiast, say you loved horse riding or cycling, chances are that you've already lost your virginity to a horse or a bicycle at 10; or a tampon, maybe.

The hymen is not something that breaks, it just stretches when you're involved in a strenuous physical activity. So don't fret if you don't bleed and if your guy makes a big deal out of it, make him bleed instead.

 

 

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