Damn! Sexism doesn't leave us alone even in bed. Here are 7 sexist things that happen while making love

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Sex is supposed to be all love-making and pleasure. Or is it? What happens when those steamy sessions are one-sided? What happens when your needs aren't taken care of?

Well, there are some atrociously sexist moments that probably every woman faces and unfortunately, also puts up with in her sex life. Yes, role play can make things better and spice-up your life among other things. However, if your guy gets to play the main protagonist in all your between-the-sheets dirty stories, then maybe you can relate to these 7 situations:

When Your Man Gets To Be The Yoga Instructor

Don't let your imagination run wild, girls. Because we aren't talking about role play again. We are talking about the times when he gets to decide the position. On days he's in a mood to check out your ass, you've got to put up with doggy style. On days, he's in a mood to show off his muscular arms, its missionary time.

Also read: Monogamy is really bad for your orgasms. We didn't say that, science did.

When He Decides To Play Santa

Isn't it annoying when he gets to take a call on how much foreplay is enough? That solo decision of his is imposed on you with a sudden thrust that you were so not anticipating so early on. Surprise! Surprise! He is already inside you. That's your gift! Deal with it! Tsk Tsk.

When He Transforms Into Vin Diesel From Raja Hindustani

Not only does he control positions, he also gets to determine whether to take it slow and passionately or just go intense and wild in bed. Without obviously considering what you like. Scream 'harder', 'faster', 'take it slow' all you want. But Mr. Hindustani/Diesel will take things at his own pace.

When Role-Play For Him is Playing Khatro ke Khilaadi in Bed
There are days when he just wants to not take protection, and expects you to be okay with it. Or simply fuck your hormonal balance the next day with an after-pill.

Also read: Soon men won't be able to make excuses for not wearing a condom, as the male contraceptive gel passes trial.

When He Takes The 'I-Am-Your-Daddy' Idea From Porn Movies Too Seriously

And pushes you to do things that you don't exactly enjoy just because he likes it that way. Also because when you entered into a relationship with him, you unknowingly signed a contract stating that you will give your heart, soul, blood, sweat into pleasing him. Whatever happened to mutual pleasure?

That's not it. He will impatiently ask you how much time you are going to take to cum, especially if he's done before you. Ladies, there's a probability of him dozing off with his finger stuck between your thighs.  Also, whatever happened to post-sex cuddling?

But In Reality, He's Still Not Ready To Be A Daddy

He wants to get all the feels minus the barriers, but you know what? Getting those after pills in the morning is your life's problem, not his.

When He's Fussy
You are expected to give a mind-boggling blow job, but going down on you grosses him out. Also, he takes your shaving and waxing routines more seriously than the Indo-Pak-war issues.