11 ridiculous things my friends told me after I broke up

Remember, at times ignorance is bliss.

Anonymous Naari Anonymous Naari
दिसंबर 01, 2016
Aren't these crass suggestions utterly frustrating? Photo: Shutterstock/IndiaPicture

It is often said that trouble comes in threes. You see, this holds true even when you break up. No, I am not talking about the main-mera-ex boyfriend-aur-woh-trouble, here. Rather, I am talking about--the me-my-heartache-and-my friends'-advice--trouble.

Yes, sadly, the third spot in this post-break-up-trouble-triplet is proudly taken by those friends who have absolutely obnoxious gyan to give out to us heart-broken aashiqs.

In a bid to support me, my friends end up suggesting the most outrageous ways of dealing with the end of a relationship.

Given that heart break renders you in too much pain to to make any decisions, I urge you to at least take cues from this article. And, well, run in the opposite direction, as fast as you can, if any of your friends decides to offer some solicited or unsolicited advice on these lines.1. "It's time to join Tinder and just have fun with different 'kinds' of men."

 

2. "Be friends with him. This way, the change will be gradual for the both of you. Plus, you'll also know what's going on in his life."

 

 

3. "At least have break-up sex. Better still--walk out on him as soon as he gets a boner. He deserves it."

 

 

4. "Here, take this knife and chop off his…"

 

 

5. "Dhue mein uda de, yaar."

 

 

 

6. "Hire a private detective! You have the right to know if there's another girl involved."

 

7. "Tell everyone he's impotent, and that's why you left him."

 

8. "Keep him in your Facebook friend list and post your happiest pictures. In fact, post pictures with hot dudes. Let that asshole burn when he sees you having a good time with other guys."

9. "Call him and abuse him--just let it all out. Trust me, he deserves it. Kareena also got over Shahid this way only naa."

 

10. "Get a tattoo of his name on your wrist so that you're always reminded of what a big mistake loving him was."

11. "Call his dad and tell him what his son has done. His father deserves to know what an asshole his son is in life. Also ask, uncle, kya khaa ke paida kiya tha?"

 

 

 

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