Norway is apparently the orgasm capital of the world. Indians, are you jealous?

A recent survey found that Norway isn't just the happiest country in the world. Photo: Shutterstock/IndiaPicture

Not so long ago a Stanford University survey found Indians to be among the world's laziest people. We hadn't even gotten over this huge blow, and now there's yet another survey where Indians haven't fared too well either.

If being called lazy was a wound, this one is a stab in the heart--especially for men. Because apparently, they have bigger egos, right? (we didn't say it, science did)

Peeps, we have been defeated and this time it's about our sexual capabilities, so you can't not take it seriously.

A new survey by sex toy firm LELO has declared Norway as the orgasm capital of the world with close to 35% people claiming that they experience orgasms every day.

If you think that number isn't all that impressive, check out how other nationalities fared and you'd want to migrate to Norway right away: Only 11% Brits claimed to climax so regularly. Germans, it seemed were in a worse state as 2.45% of them claimed to have never reached an orgasm in their lives. In fact, even the Brazilians, who were found to make the loudest noises during sex couldn't beat Norway.

Ironically, India, the world's second-most populated country was nowhere on the map.

Now obviously, the ever-increasing population is a clear indication of the fact that men are able to orgasm regularly. But what about our women?

Are their sex lives so 'orgasm-less', that we weren't even featured in the survey, leave alone beating Norway's meagre number?

Probably yes. According to a 2010 study by British researchers from University of Central Lancashire and University of Leeds, almost 80 per cent of women fake their orgasms. You can only imaging how many fake it in our country considering, we do make for a major chunk of the world population, you know. 

Blame it on the 'need' to please their partners, women's shy attitudes towards sex, hesitation to tell their partners what they like in bed or just the inability of many men to take it slow and be more giving in life-- clearly, female orgasms need more attention.

Come on ladies, you have all the right in the world to experience the pleasure. So shed your inhibitions and rightfully ask for what you want, we say.

Also read: So you're dissatisfied with your partner in bed. Here's how you can talk to him about it.