10 sarcastic quotes every girl can relate to post her break-up

You don't mess with girls. Because, you know what? Our sarcasm game is strong. Photo: Shutterstock/IndiaPicture

In our eyes, defining sarcasm as a mere defense against something stupid and less intelligent, is totally undermining its power. In fact, it is that mighty tool that can help you nurse your broken heart without a drop of tear, without a sign of sadness.

So, for all you strong, powerful women out there, here's a compilation of some of the most sarcastically funny break up quotes which will make you laugh out loud.

1. Still getting those dramatic texts from him? Errrr... NOT NOW, and never again, honey.

2. Once upon a time I was sweet to you, and then you showed your true colours.

3. Break ups are shitty, after all.

4. Forgive me for my lack of respect, but you actually don't deserve it.

5. Love makes you blind, and well--dumb.

6. Have we found a way to deal with their one-track minds yet?

7. Dude, when I say I'm done, it means I AM DONE. Got it?

8. Oh, I tried to give you some benefit of doubt. Turns out, my efforts got wasted.

9. Reality check, anyone?

10. If only I had taken pre-dating quality check more seriously.