Being single is annoying, but hell, dealing with men is even worse
Because men look the best when--they're invisible.
I recently suffered from food poisoning. Needless to say, it was a horrible experience that rendered my body weak, but I still feel refreshed and better.
In case you are wondering what my health status has to do with a relationship post, here's the deal: My ailment (and the countless leaves, along with the mushy Valentine's week) made me realize one very important thing, apart from being more careful about my eating habits.
You know, when I was drooling over every bite of that scrumptious chaat-paapdi, little did I imagine that something so (seemingly) satisfying could backfire and bite me in the a** later. Much like the relationship I had.
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Blame it on my lameness or my lack of ability to handle 'free' time, but I couldn't help but draw parallels of this situation with my relationship that ended recently.
Yes, I blatantly compared my ex-boyfriend to a seemingly-satisfying chaat-paapdi.
Before you accuse me of being a man-hater, let me clarify that I am not anti men, but going by my recent stints with them, I am not exactly in favour of dating. So, give your judgmental asses some rest and find solace in calling me an anti-dating woman, for now.
As for all those who found the comparison to chaat-paapdi offensive, well there are worse symptoms of food poisoning (such as puking) that can be used as objects of comparison, but he's a lucky dude, you see.
I know I sound stone-hearted, and I am not the kind who would listen to tum hi ho on a loop after a break up. But there are aspects of a break up that affect me. 'Annoy', in fact, would be a more appropriate fit there.
I am talking about couples going all out expressing their love to their beloved and baby-ing them right in front of my eyes. No, they no longer make me go like, "OMG! I wish I had someone too." I've reached a point where it makes me go like "royenge baad mein."
So yes, if you look at the bigger picture, singlehood is a blessing in disguise.
For starters, it spares you from the horror of a clingy man trying to track every breath you take, every move you make.
No faking orgasms.
No snoring.
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Imagine a life where your mood swings are not blamed for every reasonable argument you have with your man. It's heavenly, trust me.
Having said that, I am not anti anything, but I seriously think that our 20s should be spent having a gala time rather than crying over a man.
So, if you ever have to choose between your relationship and pizzas, how many pizzas will your order?
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