I hate cricket, but I can't help but love Virat Kohli. Here's why
I love you KKKKKKK...Kohli.
How cute is he looking. Photo Courtesy: Twitter/ImVkohli I am not a die-hard cricket fan--not even close. The only bats I know of are the ones that hang upside down on trees in all those horror movies. Just kidding, but you get the drift right?
But I absolutely love our new (and hot!) captain, Virat Kohli. So much so that every time the umpire signals 'wide', I extend my arms 'wide' open--hoping that Virat would come running to me in slo-mo.
So my absolutely true and unconditional love for him has nothing to do with cricket or the fact that we share the same surname (which is a plus, because I never wanted to change my surname post marriage anyway). Here's why I feel for him.
He Wears His Heart on His Sleeve
This man doesn't shy away from showing his love in front of the whole world. So jealous of the bat that got kissed, and obviously of Anushka.
And Attitude on His Jersey
You mess with this guy and he won't think twice about flipping the middle finger or hurling the most innovative expletives. The authorities can go f***k themselves because he really doesn't give a rat's a**. P.S. that aggression is kind of hot.
He's Got The Moves
Hrithik Roshan can go shirtless and do those waves all he wants, but Virat's Punjabi moves make my heart go ta ra ra ra.
And He's Got The Power
A man who lifts that heavy is so frickin' sexy!
His Fashion Game is On-Point
A well-dressed man is more attractive than a shirtless man with a six-pack, any day.
Let's Not Forget That Sass
How often have we seen Indian cricketers flashing such cool body tattoos. And that manly walk! OMG!
With The Same Sass, He Protects His Lady-Love
And even his ex-flames. Virat and Anushka might have gotten back together but we all remember how this guy took to social media to shut down the trollers who held Anushka responsible for his poor performance.
He's a Dog-Lover
And my love for Virat is deeper and stronger than his love for his… his love for anyone in the world.
Also Momma's Boys Are So Cute
Aww-struck!
He is Indeed a CAR-ing Man
Forget his Audi R8. He drives a goddamn Aston Martin!
That Sense of Humour
A man who can make you laugh is the one to stick to. That smile though. Sigh!
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