7 things I want to say to people who order green tea at restaurants

Why on Earth would anyone order green tea at restaurants? Like why?

Prapti Elizabeth Prapti Elizabeth
अगस्त 31, 2017
Are you telling me you actually find green tea tasty enough to pay big bucks for it at restaurants? Seriously?

 

Green tea--no matter what promises of good health, energy, and good skin it holds, there's no way I can bring myself to drink it up. I have tried flavours, I have tried it with sugar, I've had it hot and cold but nothing gets me even remotely close to liking it. I cannot imagine how people actually like it enough to spend money to buy it. I don't get it. My mind goes all kinds of crazy when I see people place an order in a restaurant. I mean, come on!

How Can You Possibly Pay to Drink It?

 

It's disgusting! I mean, I cannot bear the taste of it even at the tip of my tongue, and here you are shelling money and buying something so hideous, it makes my skin crawl. Ew!

Did a Chocolate Shake Never Cross Your Mind?

 

Or maybe just black tea? I mean the number of options out there, all the wonderful things just waiting to be had, and here you are--elegantly sipping green tea while trying to look like you're having the most interesting conversation ever. All the while, sipping that ill-tasting liquid like it's heaven sent.

It Does Not Even Make a Remarkable Difference to Anything or Anyone in Life

I've had it alright. I was told it helps in doing away with pimples and I tried. I tried to make myself immune to the taste and just gulp it down, I did it for a full month and my lesions were right there. Just the way they were before. It's all a pack of lies. And if it's not, well, I saw no change.

Why Would People Actually Have Something so Tasteless at a Restaurant

 

I mean, I understand the idea of green tea. I understand that it's classy. I also get the fact that it tastes wonderful, I mean at least one can gulp it down without bile rising in one's throat. You pretend like it's gourmet food. Or you're just a show off who wants to look all oh-look-I-eat-so-healthy. Well, nobody cares.

Stop Pretending Like Drinking Green Tea Is a Virtue

It's not. Green tea enthusiasts seem to believe that they actually brought about world peace. You throw out the words 'green tea' as though it's everything wonderful you ever looked forward to. You treat drinking tea like a ceremony. Please stop trying to look like the Buddha himself descended to enlighten you. In short, get over yourself.

You're Having Green Tea With Fried Food? Seriously?

Oh boy, you're the best kind of people. You actually managed to juxtapose the best of comfort foods with the healthy drink. I don't know whether to applaud your gut or laugh at you. I mean you're a hundred shades of hypocrite and more. You need help.

I'd Still Suggest you Invest In a Chocolate Shake

Your taste buds need a revamp, my friend. Pair it with a thick, juicy burger, munch it down and feel the shake wash the food down your throat. I shit you not, it'll be worth the money you pay and leave you happy--just like beverages are supposed to do.

Look, life is too short to be stuck on bitter things, why do you want to waste it sipping that horrible horrible thing? Does your soul not revolt in protest? How do you do it? How can you bring yourself to say it tastes good?

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