Apparently, men want to have sex with Siri. Spare the goddamn robot, you perverts

Can someone introduce a digital bodyguard assistant for Siri?

When Steve Jobs launched the IPhone 4S, he proudly boasted of a built-in "intelligent assistant" in the phone that was meant to enable the users to give natural language voice commands in order to operate the mobile device and its apps. But it seems that what was meant to give the customers some comfort and other mobile companies a run for their money is actually serving other purposes too.

Apparently, it's more than just artificial intelligence. It's a full-fledged object of desire for many men. According to a report in the Metro, Siri's voice has made many people develop 'feelings' for her. And well, needless to say those feelings aren't feelings of companionship or love, they are that of lust. Obviously, because d-uh! Men!

Before you accuse us of being male-bashers, here's some solid proof: Over a quarter of male iPhone-users actually have sexual fantasies about the goddamn robot, claims the report. That's not it. Most men wish Siri was a real person they could make love to.

We could have let this one go as a harmless finding, had it helped in curbing the sex-hungry men from doing what they do to women, but there's still no drop in the number of porn-watchers, rape cases, or eve teasers despite all this. What will it take for perverted men to satisfy themselves is what we fail to understand.  

Having mentioned that, let's not forget about the emotional strata of men, who frickin' fall in love with Siri. Yes, you read that right. Out of the lot of perverts, about 26% of men who want to have sex with Siri want to do so because during their digital dates, they get emotionally attached to her.

Such extremists, we tell you. If only they would divert all that time to some real-life relationships, they wouldn't feel the need to confide in a robot. Can someone please explain that to them? Or not? Considering there's a high chance that their male-egos prevent them from understanding this hard-hitting reality of life.