Feminist Lingo 101: Grow some b*lls is so outdated; it's time for everyone to grow a vagina

Grow a pair of ovaries, they will give you more strength. Photo Courtesy: Facebook/PeriodPeaceLtd

 
We have often used the term "grow a pair of b*lls" to indicate that a person lacks courage. However have you ever wondered how ridiculous it actually sounds?
 
We mean b*lls are just tiny pieces of flesh and tissue that are not only soft but if given a kick or even grabbed, it can render a man immobile. Because getting kicked in between the legs can cause a man a great deal of pain.

Remember the time in F.R.I.E.N.D.S. when Chandler asked Erica if she ever wondered what would hurt more childbirth or getting kicked in the nuts? Well, we are pretty sure no man will actually be ready to find out the answer to it.
 
Because let's be honest, b*lls are weak AF! However, if you take vaginas for instance, they are much stronger. We'll tell you why we are saying it.
 
Periods hurt and sometimes the pain can be almost as bad as a heart attack. Don't believe us? Well, in an interview to Quartz Magazine, John Guillebaud, professor of reproductive health at University College London had said that patients have described the cramping pain as "almost as bad as having a heart attack.
 
Can any man actually endure bleeding from his testicles or penis every single month? We don't think so.

And if menstrual cramps weren't enough, we have the pounding a vagina takes while having sex. Yeah, it maybe immensely pleasurable, but don't forget the pain it endures the first time. Also, all that thrusting and grinding puts a lot of pressure on it.
 
Let's come to childbirth now. Imagine pushing out another human being out of a body part. And everybody who has seen a vagina would agree that the tiny little opening clearly goes through more than enough torture while giving birth to  baby. Just look at the size of the vaginal opening!

And sometimes when the labour pain lasts for hours because the baby isn't ready to come out, that can only add to more misery than required.
 
Don't forget menopause--things don't really become easy after the cycle is over for good. In fact, it gives birth to many other problems, like hot flashes, urinary problems, and disturbed sleep among many others.

So tell us, what's more strong--a vagina or those flimsy balls that can't even endure a kick? Maybe it's time we stopped equating strength with balls once and for all. And while we are on that, we should also stop calling people "p*ssies" because we want to indicate that they are weak.