Apart from saving people from corrupt morals, here are 4 things the Anti-Romeo Squad in UP will be great at

Anti-Romeo Squad is working in full swing already. Photo Courtesy: Twitter/shaluboom

The world is surely fighting crimes in full swing. There's Scotland Yard, the Anti-Terrorist Squad (ATS), the CBI (Central Bureau of Investigation). But you are yet to read about the most important one of them all--the ARS aka Anti-Romeo Squad, started by the very female-friendly and praiseworthy, newly-appointed chief minister of Uttar Pradesh, Yogi Adityanath.

The man, who is dedicated towards honouring women's safety more than Shravan Kumar, who carried his blind parents in a basket on his shoulders for a pilgrimage--has surely started working on the agenda within two days of his appointment as the CM.

He has designated a team of three to four men in each UP police station, who proudly call themselves the members of the ARS "to prevent eve-teasing and ensure safety of girls". And guess what? This squad is doing everything but that as their function blurs the line between crime control and moral policing.

Here's what we think they could be doing apart from "saving" people:

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They Can Work As Detectives For Inquisitive Parents

No, we aren't trying to give new ideas to all the overprotective parents out there, but it's just an alternate career option for the members of this squad just in case they run out of cases on women's safety.

And this idea isn't even ours. We heard about a boy who was picked up by the police for questioning just because he was waiting for a friend outside DN College. He said that the police just assumed that he was some kind of a majnu hovering outside the college and gave him a warning. In fact, they wanted to call his parents to inform them about his "activities" thereafter.

Now you know where the idea came from? Find that boy and thrash him, we say.

On That Note, They Can Even Work For Shaadi.com
Since they can spot a majnu/aashiq at a single glance, why don't they put these spotting skills to some good use for all the bachelorettes out there looking for husbands? Catch a majnu, upload his bio-data on barbaadi.com, oops, shaadi.com, we mean--and ho gaya punya ka kaam!

That way they even get to fulfill their agenda number two: protecting the honour of women because obviously staying unmarried till 18 isn't honourable, you see.

They Could Even Run a Help & Support  Service For Their Single Bhais

We can tell by their actions that they can never make a man feel the void of a missing relationship in his life because their interference and poking noses will remind all of them of their possessive ex-girlfriends. We didn't mention being there for women or about women having to handle possessive boyfriends here because having a boyfriend is not so dignified and definitely against their idea of an honourable woman.

The Can Also Tutor Literature Students
Their choice of name for the squad is so on-point that if Shakespeare was alive today, he would have considered himself lucky to be witnessing such great analogy. Associating Romeo (a well-intentioned man from Shakespeare's famous love tragedy, who by the way fights against the world for the love of his life and dies in the end) with a group that apparently works to ensure women's safety and picks up men at the same time for whatever reasons they deem appropriate sounds so perfect, right? Romeo and women's safety--a match that could put Shakespeare to shame. 

Such creativity should not be kept hidden; they must share and teach something to the literature students. Yogi Adityanath, art thou listening?