5 things that happen when pizza equals life for you

You want, I want, we all want pizza. Photo: Shutterstock/ IndiaPicture

What's your favourite food in the world? Did you just say pizza? Well, welcome to the club. The cheesy richness and the delectable taste is enough to make you fall in love with this gooey goodness. And how can you not go ga-ga over the tangy pizza sauce, mozzarella cheese, fresh tomatoes, spicy pickles… okay we are getting carried away here. But, of course we can't help it. Pizza is definitely the best edible thing out there. So, if you love pizza as much as your life (or maybe even more) then you are totally going to relate with these things:

Joey Doesn't Share Food

Sharing is not caring when it comes to pizza. Not even when it's our BFF begging for that last slice. In fact, you are ready to give up your life for your chaddi buddy but not pizza. You guard that pizza box with all your might and you are on a constant lookout for attackers attempting to steal your pizza away. No, no--of course you are not paranoid. You just love pizza more than anything else in this world.

Date Night Means Pizza Express

Now, your bae might be ready to take you out for a date night at extravagant restaurants that serve authentic Chinese cuisine or five-star hotels that specialize in oriental food, but you have no interest in them whatsoever. The only place you wish to go to is Pizza Express and devour pepperoni pizza to your heart's content.

You Beat Blues With Pizza

While your friends would like to indulge in some retail therapy to beat mid-week blues, your ultimate tool to handle stress is pizza binge eating session. No matter how sad, depressed, or anxious you are--the only thing that can perk up your mood is pizza. In fact, nothing makes you happier than the first bite of this heavenly delicacy.

You Have Domino's In Your Emergency Contact List

Don't you, really? Right next to your mum and dad, you have numbers of all pizza delivery joints in your emergency contacts list. And you dial Domino's and Pizza Hut more than you dial any of your friends and family. Chances are, their operators know your order by heart and you guys are on the first names basis. Are we right or are we right?

Calorie Count. What's That?

You hate your friends who constantly point out your calorie intake every time you eat a pizza in front of them. Seriously, who cares? Who wants to look stick thin when there's so much of pizza in this world waiting to be devoured? Not you.

So, every time that buddy of yours says you need to cut down on junk food, you have this to say:

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