4 things that happen when you don't wear a bra to work

Why do you need to wear a bra to work anyway? Isn't life difficult there already? Photo: Shutterstock/ IndiaPicture

Have you ever tried NOT wearing a bra to work? Well, if you haven't then you have no idea what you have been missing. Oh! The sweet taste of freedom is totally worth a few uncomfortable moments. Well, I can say this with so certainty because I recently tried it. Believe me when I say that I have never left so liberated in my life. But, I am not just talking about empowerment and free the nipple movement here.

When you release your breasts from the clutches of a bra--especially when you are at work--some amazing things happen. And well, some not-so amazing. But, let's start with the good first:

Azaadi Zindabad!

Ladies, you must be used to taking off your bra the moment you step into the sanctuary of your homes. But, have you ever tried doing it in office? Trust me, there's no greater freedom in the word than walking around your workspace without a bra. And you end up smiling to yourself all day because you are harbouring a secret. You feel free like a bird and that makes you feel like you are on the top of the world.

And the euphoria makes you say…

Oh! I Love My Work

That's a distant possibility otherwise, but once you are free from the horrendous straps digging into your flesh and the underwire that makes breathing difficult, you can't help but be in a good mood. Even the most mundane of things look interesting to you. Also, nothing is too difficult anymore. No deadline looks impossible. You are filled with new vigour and it makes you fall in love with your work. Yup, that really happens. You don't mind sitting t your desk for long hours.

But, that's because:

You Really Don't Want To Get Up From My Seat

So, along with great power comes great responsibility. You might feel free, but you are most certainly not invisible. And somewhere you know that you need to walk more carefully with arms crossed across your chest, hoping that it's not a dead giveaway. After all, the more you walk, the more evident it's going to be that you are parading around without a bra. And that makes you want to sit at your desk and avoid taking sutta breaks, washroom breaks, and of course--coffee breaks too.

Don't Look At Me You Prick

When you are not wearing a bra, you turn into a hawk carefully analyzing every stare that comes your way. You look deeply into people's eyes to see where exactly they are looking. You are so paranoid that you end up hiding behind pillars and avoiding normal hellos! You don't want anyone to find out what's really going on. But, don't worry ladies. If someone looks at you for more than five seconds just ask them, "What you starin at?"

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